Gathering 3, Grey 17 is Over
September 3rd 1996
Damn, I'm suffering for the cause here...
Yes, it's 23:50 on the evening of North-East Gathering 3, just half an
hour after leaving the pub, and I'm not entirely in control of my
fingers, which makes typing an interesting challenge. Nevertheless,
this report needs to be written and so it shall be, no matter how
tempting it may be to simply crash out on the bed and sleep till
Christmas.
Well, after the overall success that was Gathering 2, could 3 be any
better. The answer is a resounding yes. Not only did everyone from
2 turn up (eventually - yes Sean, *you* know what I'm on about :-),
but we also said hello to Andrew (I think, my memory for names is
lousy at the best of times, and after four hours of Guinness and
really crap music, it doesn't improve). All we need now is one more
and we'll have our very own Grey Council!
After an odd first half hour or so which we spent talking about
anything but B5, it eventually crept into the conversation somehow.
Or did it leap in during one of the pauses that punctuated the
evening's chat? I guess it's just one of those things, but whenever
you get a bunch of people together to talk about something, you
always end up with bouts of intense discussion separated by slightly
embarrasing pauses, where no-one can think of anything to say that
might kickstart the chat again. After a while, it was decided by
someone who's name will crop up later, that it resembled a Quaker's
Meeting. Whether this is an apt analogy or not is up for debate, but
I suspect that if we did debate it, we'd only end up pausing every few
minutes to think of what next to say, so perhaps it's best left.
Once more that man Ian explained his love of the Starfury, though I
was a bit disappointed to hear his preference for the Enterprise-C
over the -D or the Excelsior. Hmmmmm. But, since he likes the Fury,
I can forgive him. Equally, his Magnus Pyke-like gesticulations every
time he mentioned Deanna Troi left nothing to the imagination, but his
expression at Andrew's explanation about a certain meeting with
Claudia Christian was priceless. I suspect mine wasn't too far
behind, though if Elaine Thomas had been involved instead, I would
easily have won the "looking most like a stunned goldfish" award.
Keith and a packet of peanuts provided a little bit of light
entertainment at one point, though since I'm sworn to a modicum of
secrecy over the event, more I cannot say. On a related note
however, we finally discovered how the Mexican Wave was originated,
when Mel demonstrated perfectly how to catch a bag of nuts thrown
at medium velocity at a point 1.3 feet above head height when
seated.
Perhaps it was to be expected, given the response to the ep. on the
group, but Grey 17 was still notable by it's almost total absence
from the discussion. In fact, beyond a short but cute (damn,
shouldn't say that, or jms'll have it out the airlock before you can
sa..........)
Where was I? Ah yes, beyond a bit of talk about Neroon, Freddie
Kru....errr...Willie....errr....Kenny Ever...oh damn, that Robert
Englund guy, and Marcus, G17 was hardly mentioned at all. On the
other hand, War Without End was once again picked over in some detail,
with Ian (once again) providing visual aids with the help of some
spilt beer, a beermat, and his fingertip. Yes, finally I think we all
now understand how the triluminaries arrived at their respective
locations. Even if we don't, I doubt any of us are too eager to ask
Ian to repeat his explanation...
Further chat varied from the light to the deep and meaningful, veering
from simple topics like the US Presidential elections, to the
seriously brain taxing stuff like how many people ordered Guinness,
and how many ordered Caffreys. And yes, once again, that Sean guy
managed to slip under the defences of the Caffreys table to provide a
vital outpost in enemy territory. A medal of valour is being struck
even as we speak.
Oh look, I've finished my cheese and pickle sandwiches, and it's just
gone 00:50. Doesn't time fly when you're typing. I think it's time
to call time on this report. Thanks to the "regulars" for turning out
once again, and also to Andrew for being suicidal enough to want to
turn up and join a bunch of total nutters for four hours.
Advance Warning!!! Tuesday 24th = 322 Gathering. There'll be a full
announcement posted soon, so watch out for it.
Chris
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